Leaving Roma

Dear Roma,

We do not understand your one-way street system. Please explain. It makes it a little bit hard to cycle through your streets carrying 40lbs of extra weight and get to the station to catch a train on time.

And then you charged Nicky 70 cents to pee!

And where on earth did that uomo come from? The one with the sleeveless shirt and hairy shoulders? Was he one of yours, Roma dear? He wanted Nicky to come away with him, or if she couldn't do that, at least to watch youtube videos of him on the Web...

Stick to the gatti, Roma. You know what you're doing there.

Love,

Nicky & Rich